The Controversial Survey

1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions? Yes.

2) Would you do meth if it was legalized? No.

3) Abortion: for or against it? Against. I will stand by the idea that because you are irresponsible, an unborn baby should suffer.

4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president? No.

5) Do you believe in the death penalty? Yes. I get a lot of shit because I’m pro-death penalty, anti-abortion. It’s not the same. A baby has done nothing to deserve death. If someone receives the death penalty, they did something to deserve it.

6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Yes but with restrictions. Almost like alcohol.

7) Are you for or against premarital sex? It’s your choice. I would prefer that teenagers didn’t have sex because they are stupid and end up with a kid.

8) Do you believe in God? I’m very iffy.

9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Yes.

10) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?  Yes and no. It’s unfortunate because many of them want to come here and live a good life. And the rest come here and traffic drugs and kill people.

11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep him? I think the best option would be to give it away for adoption. Babies should not have babies.

12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? Absolutely not.

13) Should the war in Iraq be called off? Yes.

14) Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? In certain circumstances (for example: if someone has an incurable disease that causes them pain day in and day out, they should have the right to cease their existance)

15) Do you believe in spanking your children? I got spanked when I was a kid. It never really helped.

16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars? I’d burn it for like…100. In private though. Don’t feel like getting stoned by a bunch of rednecks.

17) Who do you think would make a better president? I don’t know.

18) Do you think Obama will be killed? You never know. It’s unlikely.

19) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves? Yes.

20) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers? No.

ahomeboyslife:

whoever is the winning bidder for my bass can have their choice of me leaving the voicemail on their phone or the next time i am in your city we can have coffee together (depending on the city you might want to pick the voicemail).

the link doesn’t work.

O_O PATRICK WHERE DID THE REST OF YOU GO?

Anyways, this is a good cause.

It's the middle of December. Why am I wearing a t-shirt and using the air conditioner in my car?

BECAUSE I LIVE IN HELL.

I spent my entire day driving, working, eating Chipotle, playing acoustic guitar at the park, and crying for no apparent reason.

Happy weekend, ya fuckin’ pricks.